assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

Aspen

A kid having no eyebrows or purpose in life.

Hey, are you friends with that Aspen?
Yea why?
He got no eyebrows, that's kinda wierd.

by jombomb May 1, 2018

asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.

Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!

by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004

Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 25, 2013

Aspen (ASS•PAN)

A girl with a flat ass that's shaped like a frying pan.

OMG LOOK AT ASPEN (ASS•PAN) .her butt it's the shape of a frying pan. She ain't got no booty!!

by Ciaraa August 22, 2015

Assenheimer

A dumbass.
An ignorant fool that lacks any common sence or intellegence.

Learn how to spell you assenheimer.
Everyone from West Virginia is an assenheimer.

by JFranco June 3, 2007

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012