Can't be arsed

A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.

Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Echo Arse

The male equivalent of a bucket fanny, an arse that has been stretched to the proportions of a cave so that it now has an echo affect.

Duuuuude how big was your ex?

So big he gave me an echo arse!

by DAMMAB March 14, 2014

vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 2, 2004

arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014