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Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!
Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!
by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019
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Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.
Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.
by hockeylingo November 29, 2014
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apple

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage
by niftypeach September 29, 2020
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Apples

Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden
Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!
by triaxis April 11, 2016
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apple

Buy pc.
Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life
by Obex December 12, 2016
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apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is
Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017
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Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy
1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.
by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018
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