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apocalypse

When fire rained down from the sky, we feared that it was a sign of the apocalypse
by ram March 1, 2005
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apocalypse sex

Quite simply, it's having sexual activity with someone, anyone when you just KNOW Armegeddon is arriving, and I mean really FAST.
1. In the comedy movie "Spies Like Us", 2 stumblebum agents played by Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd along with a female agent also hired by the U.S. military (Dan's real-life wife Donna Dixon) tangle with a Soviet Army team at a Soviet ICBM launch team. In the process the nuclear missile gets launched by mistake. Everyone there whether they be from the U.S.A. or the U.S.S.R thinks that this error will spark the nuclear suicide of planet Earth so everyone decides to have apocalypse sex when the end comes. Dan motions for Donna to enter his tent nearby, she smiles and joins him. Chevy Chase gestures for a female Russkie beauty to be his death partner, she joins him. The remaining 2 in the group are both Russian men - one grins like a child. Yeah I know - a dopey old homophobic joke about foreigners - hyuk hyuk. The ICBM malfunctions in the sky anyway.

2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.

3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 2, 2011
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Fangirl Apocalypse

When you are surrounded by idiot girls talking about their favorite celebs, music, etc. until they freaking explode.
Oh my god! They just went to a concert last night. Prepare for the fangirl apocalypse!
by Just That Random March 28, 2015
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Apocalypsing

He is Apocalypsing his relationship.
by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020
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Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.
We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.
by GrabandGo May 31, 2016
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apocalyptiboner

The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.
Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 1, 2017
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Apocalynconvenience

An event that is being reported as the end of the world or life as we know it, but is really just turning out to be grossly inconvenient to the masses.
I can't go to a gym or dine-in a restaurant. Plus I had to cancel my Italian vacation. This Covid-19 outbreak is a real apocalynconvenience.
by Zalos March 28, 2020
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