Someone who, through testosterone fueled stubbornness, devolves into ape-like characteristics when unable to hold together their argument/position, usually in a debate.
After he was fact checked, Jake in his complete ignorance, anger, and utmost saltiness began shouting "Fuck you faggot" while making threatening gestures at the children from his youth group.
Douchebag tried to cut me and busted his taillight. He went complete cock ape trying to get me out of my car.
Douchebag tried to cut me and busted his taillight. He went complete cock ape trying to get me out of my car.
by pistoleer September 15, 2016
Get the Cock Apemug. Synonymous to "tennis elbow," AP elbow is the extreme pain one feels in the elbow after the writing section of an AP exam. This is typically the result of writing three essays in two hours or four essays in 100 minutes.
by mindthegap May 8, 2010
Get the AP elbowmug. Hell on earth. Basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullshit on Europe's history for the last 700 years. But even that is futile, because you can't retain anything specific from Europe's 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. You took it for the "prestigious AP title" but you just ended up fucked sideways by the entire course. It's the bane of your existence as well as your GPA.
AP Euro Student 1: Did you read last night for the quiz today?
AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up.
AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five!
*Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*
AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up.
AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five!
*Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*
by chuzzle786 May 11, 2014
Get the AP Euromug. All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.
by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008
Get the AP Englishmug. a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.
Person 1: Hey Fat Ape
Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape
Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape
by CoolioDumbo December 12, 2017
Get the fat apemug. A celebratory holiday for all things ape-related, specifically for the celebration of apes themselves. (Not to be confused or conflated with Monkey Day)
by primieser May 28, 2021
Get the Ape Daymug. Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.
by I, Wreckerrr April 10, 2021
Get the ape of shamesmug.