Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

by (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) November 1, 2023

he really don’t give a fuck at all, and he just stays to him self. he preferred to be distance over public, silence over talking, and loyalty over love. behind abraham who stays to himself, is a boy, who is used to isolation because growing up he was used to being left out & never heard until he lashed out.
by AB™️ November 20, 2023

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is very tekky at football and great at video games like FIFA. People like him come once in a lifetime!
by anonymous November 22, 2021

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!
by happy tales love July 1, 2019

the crack heads of all crackheads Abraham the cracke king nah im just playing hes good in every way you think find me im at bathurst and steels tan boy
by abrahambathurststeels October 15, 2019
