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Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
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Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
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Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018
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Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.
"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."
by jmooroof May 7, 2022
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Super Almond Water

A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills
by terracotta123 May 13, 2022
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Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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