gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

Baked Alaska

What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"

by SGQueen April 13, 2022

Alaska Violet

The best bloxburg youtuber

''Have you heard of Alaska Violet, the youtuber?''

by MintyBanana January 26, 2024

Alaska

Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!

Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.

by LIL MEME KWEEN!! @sadie_joyj June 9, 2018

Alaska royall

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me

Wow sutch a Alaska royall
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by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019

Alaska

Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?

Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025