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airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.
Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*
by dude53236 March 30, 2011
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Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis
by Lily’ bam bam June 5, 2024
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Airplane Psychosis

a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".

this may lead to various issues such as:

- irattic/uncontrolable movements

- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs

- physical violence

- entitlement

causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:

- Depression

- Drugs

- Being Rich/Famous

- Brainrot

- Karen Syndrome

- Burger King Crown
"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"
by telamons chicken hat June 18, 2025
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airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places
friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”
by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020
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Airplane Oxygen

A cryptid with 3 tongues, 1 eye, and super speed.
CHELSEA HELP. AIRPLANE OXYGEN ESCAPED!!
by 1000BeesInATrenchCoat July 24, 2025
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Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against your balls, and then your balls will wrap around her neck to form a neck pillow
Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow
by Themildones December 15, 2021
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airplaning

describes a social event in which four individuals, typically under the influence of ecstasy, gather around another individual, also under the influence of ecstasy, each grasping one of the aforementioned individuals' limbs and jostling said limb in an irregular motion.
"I am so ready for some airplaning now that I have ingested a sufficient amount of ecstasy."
by wee wee p July 30, 2013
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