Ahmed

ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality.

omg yk that new guy in class? he’s so ahmed

by sambuch June 2, 2025

Ahmed

also known as “gamed”, is a big fat CHEETO.

“hey ahmed”
“nah I’m a cheeto"

by elvyxx September 13, 2025

Ahmed

A common Muslim name often associated with someone calm, intelligent, and wise beyond their years. Known for kindness, gentleness, and emotional maturity — choosing honesty and clear boundaries over mixed signals. A reminder that integrity and grace can exist even in goodbyes, and that closure can be given with care.

“He’s an Ahmed type — emotionally mature and kind.”

by SoftEcho January 10, 2026

Ahmed Baba de maiz

When you Baba hard but your Baba isn't Babing (may also contain corn).

I could really go for some Ahmed Baba de maiz right now.

by Kira Bailey May 18, 2022

Ahmed Afzal

He is the most perfect, beautiful, sweet boy you will ever meet, who'll make your entire world light up with so much feeling and love. He is adorable and very competitive. He also plays football very well. He is someone you'd want to cuddle up and keep in your pocket forever. He is like a little kitty cat; he acts like a lion but is so floofy and sweet to that one special person. He is the most charming baby boi ever.

Safa: I'm going to beat Ahmed Afzal in football.
Aaliya: Try your best but he's very competitive

by mrbob_blep November 6, 2020

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

ahmed alomair

A f*cking b**ch who will steal your girlfriend. A piece of sh*t who bites your face and back. F*ck him before he turns your life into a piece of shit. He farts about himself a lot so.

Ahmed Alomair is a dickface.

by Lost my Girlfriend January 25, 2018