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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
by reddipsauce June 11, 2024
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Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall
Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall
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Advance Interns

Church group of homos, losers, and Emos
The advance interns are Fucking lame.
by Jakepqul68team10 July 24, 2018
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Advanced Overrun Crackles

Revo's pricey way of saying crackle maps which they once slated
'Newly release advanced overrun crackles'
by TheMoonWasHere October 22, 2018
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Visual Boy Advance

A Gba/Gbc emulator made for PC for loading ROMs to play with
Person1: Oh No, my Gameboy advance is messed up!
Person2: It's okay, introducing visual boy advance, Get it for free!
by Super4AkaET March 29, 2020
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"We're sorry about your kid..." ~ Ritard
Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."

Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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