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Aiden

a person who doo doo on themselves...its so nasty
yeah did you hear how he pulled a Aiden again?
by yahlocalpimp October 29, 2020
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Aiden

A great, astonishing, random mess of blood, guts, and random science facts. He is short and chubby and reminds me of the boy scout from the movie 'Up'.Hes quiet and doesn't like to do school work but tolerates it sometimes. He thinks Buzzfeed is trash and hates feminism. Aiden will always roast you and make jokes about nothing, but he never means any harm with them.. Strictly satire. He is a meme God, and will continue to invest in meme stocks online. I kinda think Aiden is gay but you never know. He's got some really strange friends and makes odd choices sometimes. He will always be the wise one in the group that stops everyone from getting arrested. Get you an Aiden, he will balance out your life. Unless you piss him off, then he will scream internally and explode.
Teacher: "What are you doing Aiden?!"
Aiden: "Work."
Some normie: -Looks over to see Aiden watching Fortnite videos-
by AddieIsGay<3 March 12, 2018
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Aiden

Cancer to have as a friend. He caused ebola.
I have Aiden and he killed my family
by hsadhajsdh January 25, 2018
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aiden

wow that aiden has such a small penis
by adien111 March 16, 2009
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aiden

A shitty band that claims to be goth, though their music and lyrics are far from it. Spooky kids adore them.
Kid 1: Hey Raven, don't you just love Aiden?
Kid 2: Yeah, Elvira. I love buying their stuff at Hot Topic because I'm spooky and hardcore. I also enjoy wearing too much white face makeup and a ton of eyeliner because when I do that I think I'm goth, though I have no clue what true goth is.
Kid 1: Yeah...hey lets blast that wonderful song with the spooky title "Knife Blood Nightmare" because we're goth and goths do that
Kid 2: ok
Mom: TIFFANY! TURN THAT GOD AWFUL MUSIC DOWN OR YOU'RE GROUNDED AND EMILY WILL HAVE TO GO HOME!
by Lex Vee August 4, 2006
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Aiden

You may think he's attractive, but he's not. Fucking idiot. No one loves him and no one will ever love him.
Damn, Aiden is the most unattractive person in the world.
by iwillkillmyself November 7, 2017
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aiden

one who grazes weiners on the surface of men's pants.
That chick totally just pulled an Aiden on me- yea.
by Honkey-cracker Jack March 5, 2008
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