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network admin

One who has been appointed to oversee the operation and maintenance of a computer network.

The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.

Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.
Computer Programmer: "Hey network admin, set up this router while I finish compiling this database."

network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"

Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."
by Novocaine October 17, 2005
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admin puke

A person in the Army who has spent their career behind a desk. They will duck and dodge deployments at all costs. They do not care about anyone else but themselves. Most of the time are found in Recruiting Command, but may be found elsewhere.
Those 79R admin pukes don't have a clue on anything in the Army.
by Jesus B. Black August 19, 2010
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Adaan

Somalian slang for white meaning cocain when used in the uk it’s used by rappers like d block or mastermind “I had to sell some Adaan for some new drip” “they taste that adaan and said that it’s amazing”
I’ve got a brick of adaan at the trap spot
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admin syndrome

Typically associated with IRC staff, this condition is indicated by excessive idling, selective hearing, and is sometimes accompanied by overuse of the term "heh".
I think driz has admin syndrome. When I asked him what time it was, he said
"heh".
by David Friedman August 11, 2005
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Adamant Stupidity

The willful or unknowing act to continue on said course of stupidity even when proof of said stupidity was provided.
You know he's been dead for five minutes why do you continue with this adamant stupidity when the end result won't change.
by sentryisdeath June 22, 2016
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adani (coal mine)

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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Adan Muñoz

Adan Muñoz is 5´11¨, has green eyes, and is so handsome. he is so sweet and charming. he can make you laugh instantly and when he does you can not stop. Adan Muñoz is loving and caring. he makes your day better even when you are at your worst. he is so cute and playful. he loves to play video games and workout. Adan is hardworking and hard headed. he likes ro get things done and fast at that. He is just over all an amazing person.
by cutiehehe November 29, 2020
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