All this golfing out in the sun has got me sweating. I got that sports gloss. Dude, I'm leaking.....
by MaddogFartface76 April 4, 2021
Get the sports glossmug. There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...
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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...
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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
by The two tom's March 31, 2008
Get the Penile Sportsmug. The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014
Get the double sportingmug. by Locosmocos January 24, 2018
Get the E-sportedmug. by BuZzToN December 4, 2003
Get the sport-cigarettemug. When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed
John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
by MF.AC February 20, 2015
Get the sports willymug. A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006
Get the Sports Dadmug.