chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

spaz wad

1. derogartive term for someone being annoying.

2. jism cloth.

1. shut the fuck up you crusty spaz wad

2. the curtain made a handy spaz wad

by rih April 02, 2006

spaz check

to have work checked for mistakes that a spaz would make. general mistakes like awfull spelling and sentences that make no sence!

my friend spaz checked my essay so it didnt read like a retards drunken babblings.

by smithy1212 December 15, 2009

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX March 25, 2016

spaz-fuck

A person that is in the midpoint of being spastic and being a fucktard.

"Did you just see that spaz-fuck over there trying to rape that horse and lick out that goat at the same time?"

by Peckerama March 22, 2008

spaz weed

One who is socially inept and unable to control sudden outbursts or understand subtle meanings; a normal person who has streaks of retardedness

Adam Sandler; You.

by Kyle B. February 20, 2004

spaz stick

Means u are a descrace and descusting

Eliot:Ben pulled a prank on me nan
Ben:it's just a joke and plus I was teaching u a lesson don't take drugs
Eliot:so I am a alcoholic

Nan:shut up you spaz stick

by Lolla346 February 19, 2017