cardboard tube samurai

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

by bobman October 6, 2003

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.

Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝

by thatonepotato November 20, 2016

SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...

"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."

by Ace April 20, 2004

Bob the Samurai Warrior

A kid who beleives he is a bad-ass and thinks they can break every bone in your body.

Bob the samurai warrior is full of shit.

by el_quapo February 21, 2011

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.

by Captain Action Volcano May 28, 2011