When a dude ejaculates onto a woman's forehead in subzero temperatures resulting in the splooge freezing on contact and giving her an ice-y jizz tiara.
"hey johnson I heard you had quite the date with mandi at the south pole"
"you bet your sweet posterior I did, she even let me crown the queen"
"wow, such royalty"
"you bet your sweet posterior I did, she even let me crown the queen"
"wow, such royalty"
by spicyeuphcakes March 10, 2016
Basically a crew cab mustang, sharing the motor, transmission and various other parts with the mustang GT of the era
“Hey man watch out, there’s a crew cab mustang pulling out into traffic”
“A what?”
“Crown Vic, you dumbass”
“A what?”
“Crown Vic, you dumbass”
by That slow 6.Hoe February 13, 2021
by dnlninja January 07, 2005
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
The award given to a member of a group of friends who successfully has sex with the least attractive and largest woman possible over a given period of time.
by ccrugger December 19, 2010
Person 1: I was getting crown from your mom last night.
Person 2: My mom is dead.
Person 1: That probably explains why she didn't use enough tongue. Faggot.
Person 2: My mom is dead.
Person 1: That probably explains why she didn't use enough tongue. Faggot.
by crown_crew April 11, 2011
Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.
by The GuyD January 08, 2021