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How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga
by FredChillin September 21, 2020
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The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.
Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe
by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020
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that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage
by niftypeach September 29, 2020
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You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is
Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017
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Kid's code word for asshole so you don't get in trouble
OMG you are such an apple, I'm not your friend anymore .
by ghill2004 June 20, 2016
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A run down lemonade stand company that took and abrupt turn by making phones that dispense condoms
by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017
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large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous
i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn
by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023
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