whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

dick whooped

When a female is so in love with her mans dick that she takes all kinds of bullshit and mistreatment. Just for the dick

Tanya is so dick whooped over Eddie

by Juicy Murray November 19, 2017

Whoop Dookie

A word that can be used in many instances to declare victory over something absurd.Often used as the chant "whoop dookie dookie whoop dookie whoop" repeat as fast as possible 5x to achieve maximum effectiveness.

Whoop dookie I did it again!

by Ignoranium January 20, 2011

whoop stick

A stick or club used to whoop

Dude, if you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna get out the whoop stick.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006

Whoop Ass

You've obvs done something wrong, so someone will come and get you and beat you up litterly

Amy: I cant believe he dumped you! I'm gonna whoop ass him!

by tard-o-licous July 02, 2009

whoop cage

a cage where alotta woopin' takes place

If you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna put you in the whoop cage.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006

The Big Whoops

Meaning: Intentionally having sex with a woman (unprotected) and ejaculating inside her with the intention of getting her pregnant. Hence, getting a woman pregnant to get stuck with that person.

The term is based on the exclamation of the moment of conception, acting oblivious by going "Whoops!" upon ejaculation.

Side Note: Helps if she is pro-life too.

If I came across a girl outside my league, I'd have to give her 'The Big Whoops'. Then she'd be stuck with me whether she likes it or not! I'd be like 'Oh yeah, girl -- Whoops!'

by Exitium Mugendai October 12, 2010