Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

squidward's community college

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).

squidward's community college college is very good school

by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020

nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

great value squidward

The Walmart version of squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Created by a guy on Tik Tok and got lots of fame from it.

I went to Walmart and they had Great Value squidward in a can for sale!

by Tootaleeni July 29, 2021

Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.

Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.

by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022

Ranbob Squidward Pants

A really bad call of duty player that tries to d-ride good kids.

Andrew Giardino or gamertag: xDrrewww is a super big ranbob squidward pants and pays for good kids on his team.

by o Wahzoo March 5, 2011

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

by Teabag man June 12, 2008