Soccer

(n) A game where not good enough actors play.

Friend: I am trying out for so-
Me: Soccer?
Friend: How did you know?
Me: You're a drama queen that's why!

by ThatOneGuyCris June 6, 2017

soccer

the best game ever created in the history of the world

"Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"

by rabbit cat lady November 2, 2009

soccer

I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.

Wow, how can Europe like this game?

by Vic4 July 18, 2005

soccer

A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans

1) Matt and I want to see some senseless violence and death, so we're going to a soccer match.

2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."

by Reidk April 28, 2004

soccer

A gay ass sport that requires minimal athleticism. A sport that faggots play to try to be cool. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry when they get hurt. The sport pussies play instead of a real sport like water polo or lacrosse. Soccer is also called football or gayball or i have a big pussy ball.

Faggot soccer play: LOL I PLAY SOCCER, ME SO COOL
Hot girl: You are gay. Water polo is a real sport.

by SPORT PLAYER October 1, 2007

Soccer

The best freaking sport in the world! Not only the most popular (the world cup is watched by more people than the super bowl) but simply one of the best.

And to those who claim it is for pussys and is not a contact sport, I have broken ribs, cause of soccer, as well as a dislocated knee and screwed up ankles, and I know somebody, who could die if she gets another soccer related concussion. So just shut up till you can play for 90 minutes straight with only shinguards on!

Guy 1: Dude, howed you do that? flag football in a park?
Soccer player: Freak no, had a soccer game this weekend

by Cross_Soccer_Country May 22, 2010

soccer

THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL UNLIKE FOOTBALL.I KNOW SOCCER IS A STUPID TERM.

SOCCER NEEDS-
ENDURANCE
SKILL
SPEED
CLEVERNESS
CREATIVENESS
HARD WORKING MINDSET
DEDICATION
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.....

FOOTBALL NEEDS-
OVER 250 POUNDS
COCKY
BLACK

IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER...
1)FUCK OFF
2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME

1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS)

2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL.

4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP.

5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.

6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH.

AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH.

SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES,THEY DON'T GET TACKLED.

EXTREMELY BUFF SOCCER PLAYER-OH YEAH?GO RUN 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-*TRIES IT AND DIES*

by dfm317 December 14, 2010