steamy brow

much like the cleveland steamer. The man performs sexual acts to the woman's hairy asshole, then he pulls out and rubs the woman's shit and ass hair in the middle of her eyebrows, forming a unibrow of awesomeness.

with that steamy brow you look like the guys from oasis.

by Elliott Plumley October 13, 2008

steamy wank

The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes

You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1

by Lostmevirginitybeforemedad November 17, 2013

have a steamy one

Basically a slang way of saying have a shit or just telling someone to be like charlie

"Turn the PS4 off" to which I would reply " have a steamy one". Or , " don't be a steamy one like charlie l".

by IOLO342 April 18, 2018

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

steamy mudd butt

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"

the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.

by grosser than gross November 8, 2006

steamy chocolate scoops

from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.

now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!

by Eli Hall December 25, 2004

steamy shower troll

when taking a hot shower you fart really long and loud causing an aroma to take over your shower and eat at you such like a troll might.

I had taco bell after practice then went home to take a shower, i had to get out quick cause i released a steamy shower troll.

by Paige choich September 19, 2009