chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

spaz wad

1. derogartive term for someone being annoying.

2. jism cloth.

1. shut the fuck up you crusty spaz wad

2. the curtain made a handy spaz wad

by rih April 02, 2006

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX March 25, 2016

spaz check

to have work checked for mistakes that a spaz would make. general mistakes like awfull spelling and sentences that make no sence!

my friend spaz checked my essay so it didnt read like a retards drunken babblings.

by smithy1212 December 15, 2009

spaz-fuck

A person that is in the midpoint of being spastic and being a fucktard.

"Did you just see that spaz-fuck over there trying to rape that horse and lick out that goat at the same time?"

by Peckerama March 22, 2008

spaz stick

Means u are a descrace and descusting

Eliot:Ben pulled a prank on me nan
Ben:it's just a joke and plus I was teaching u a lesson don't take drugs
Eliot:so I am a alcoholic

Nan:shut up you spaz stick

by Lolla346 February 19, 2017

spaz weed

One who is socially inept and unable to control sudden outbursts or understand subtle meanings; a normal person who has streaks of retardedness

Adam Sandler; You.

by Kyle B. February 20, 2004