Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

DIRTY Mandi

A dirty Mandi is where you take a dump in between the mattress and box spring than have rough and wild sex on said bed.

Yo. You hear what Tom did last night? He dirty Mandied Chad's bed.

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

Mandy

Gay underground term for womb, according to Cheech and Chong in "Get Out Of My Room"

Yo homes! Don't be hoggin' all the blunts man. Man, we gotta get outta this dump and find us some sweet Mandy, you know what I'm sayin' esay?

by Smackum Yackum November 14, 2011

Fat-Mandy

A Fat-Mandy is someone who enjoys to sit on her couch all day watching televison and eating take out food while screaming at her child(ren)

Ughhh what an awful mom, I went to her house the other day and she's a total Fat-Mandy

by BrkoutKing May 17, 2011

mandy miles

An exaggeration of running distance characterized as longer than standard miles. 1.5 mandy miles = approximately 1 mile.

"There is no way Jade ran 3 miles in 20 minutes... they must have been mandy miles!"

by vidivision3d April 17, 2010

Mandy Howard

Literally the best human in this planet. She is sooooooo funny and will randomly sing songs on face time and yell at you if you if you don’t sing along. She is a tick tock gooooood. She will try and teach you the dances but then take up like 99% of the screen. She will let you go on rants and hate everyone you hate even when your being a bitch. She will also FaceTime you when ever. Like literally when ever. Except when “she’s eating fucking dinner”. She is literally so amazing and fun and an icon. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider yourself very lucky. Also, BACK OF MY BEST FRIEND!

Ilysm Mandy💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. I want to be her best friend.

Person 2- Jane is already her best friend.

Person 1- Oh yeah. They are both so iconic.

by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019

pulled a mandy

When a bride becomes so involved with her fiance/husband she abandons all of her friends.

Karla pulled a mandy and has not spoken to me in 3 months since she got married!

by Mary Hart November 3, 2007