Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

Minnie Mouse

Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.

Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.

Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?

Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?

Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!

by the Toad October 17, 2010

Mouse on a Trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.

The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.

by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009

shithouse mouse

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."

Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.

by pdreezy December 9, 2008

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

Cheesing the mouse

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.

I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.

by urser December 26, 2008

mouse

word used to desribe a senior boy who mouses out who hits on a freshman girl since he is unable to get anyone in his own grade

high school --> senior mousing on freshman
senior is a mouse to freshman girl

by Lebron James/Nikki Minaj March 10, 2011