donkey rope

a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.
Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!
by Snakeypoo August 26, 2008
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donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
by Torchiest March 10, 2009
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donkey bridge

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)
by Evan L. June 5, 2007
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donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014
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Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013
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donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
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