1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010
Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!
by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022
Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star
by Reall dude February 19, 2019
by Reall dude February 19, 2019
by Dream_Team September 04, 2020
Mate I don’t know how I made it home last night, I Calvin deKleined in the bathroom of “insert club”
by 2018basement45 March 20, 2020
Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.
by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019