November 5th

National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!

You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.

by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

June,5th

the day that tristan asked guilia for nudes so we all post yolos in honor of this heart warming memory

june,5th the day tristan wanted nudes

by rawr.com December 8, 2020

december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

June the 5th

June the 5th is International ask her or him out day. Good luck.

Boy 1: Look at her! She’s perfect!
Boy 2: What a coincidence! It’s June the 5th, go on and ask her out!
Boy 1: ...
Boy 2: Good luck ;)

by getagirlfriendman June 4, 2020

November 5th

November 5th is national slap-meg-in-the-face day! Slap that fucker hard!I hate meg >:(((

Hahahaha meg its november 5th take heehehe hoo hoo fuck you.

by gamer girl official November 4, 2019

November 5th

A.K.A National tell your crush you like them

It’s finally November 5th I can tell my crush I like them

by 🤣🤣✈️✈️✌🏾 November 4, 2019