pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

cake pasta

Crappy way of pronouncing Spanish term "que pasa"

Person 1: cake pasta?

Person 2: not much Hbu?

by That Mexican kid May 11, 2015

Smiling Pasta

A taiwanese romantic-comedy soap opera from 2006 starring Cyndi Wang and Nicholas Teo.
It was also made into a manga.

"Hey have you watched that old soap opera Smiling Pasta?"
"Girl please, I've rewatched 8 times!"

by angstygirl101 April 19, 2014

pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

by nero hsub December 5, 2018