*fp

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.

You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.

by A bored old man March 23, 2015

Hop on FPS Chess

A common term used by femboys to request extreme oral sex

Hey John, wanna hop on FPS Chess?
John: PLEASE

by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

Fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS

When you think can't feel your fitbit cause your so use to wearing it , so you have check and feel your wrist , or look down at your wrist.

I had fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS for a second so had check my wrist.

by Twebster117 January 22, 2018

FPS Key

A money whore companys way of making you able to play BO3.

You must acquire this item from supply crates.

"Wanna play BO3?"
"No I don't have an FPS Key"
"Fucking idiot, learn how to become lucky"

by Aqolloz April 03, 2016

FPS Fiend

People who put more strain on their GPU to get more fps than they have hertz on their monitor.
Usually the people who wasted their FPS.

Person 1: I have 240 fps and 144 hertz! No one can beat me now!
Person 2: Dude. Your being a FPS Fiend that way.
Person 1: No?

by djangoman7 January 24, 2025

fps head

A gamer who is obsessed with only playing games with the highest fps rate.

Bro 1: Hey bro, wanna come to my place for some beer and Super Mario?

Bro 2: Nah bro.. Gonna chill at home with my new sweet ass 144hz monitor.
I'll get cancer if I have to play with that scary graphics..

Bro 1: Dude, you're such an fps head...

by Argentlam March 01, 2017

the fp

the best description for that son of a bitch photographer from the bgnews.
short for flower power
origin: michael metzger, rachel green field

The fp did it again he was in the right place at the right time

by jordan flower October 30, 2006