stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.

Braman is stat-ensitive.

by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023

Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier

I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better

by safsfaaaa May 22, 2022

endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end

1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”

by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022

prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics

Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats

by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011

f-stat

fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )

Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!

You: Dude f-stat

by codezilla October 7, 2011

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018