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Spraggle dick

by Mexicanman74101 August 27, 2025
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shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
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grab dick day

grab that guys dick. it’s grab dick day
by smackattackonthesehoes September 9, 2019
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She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"
by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022
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Leonardo Dick-Afro

A person who has a very hairy dick.
Daim boy! You are Leonardo Dick-Afro! Love the effort, keep on going bro!
by polish dick builder January 23, 2024
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