Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

by BK667 September 15, 2020

ass-butt

Double the ass, twice the butt! The ultimate form of insult to ever grace planet Earth.

Karen: "OMG look at him! flirting with her when he has a girl already!
Shannon: "ikr! He is such an ass-butt"

by TheEducator_ March 30, 2019

Athlete's Ass

Jock itch in the butt crack

This athlete's ass is a real pain in the ass!!

by Jpt73 March 10, 2023

fuckign ass crackc

fucking ass crakc is a fucking ass ckracks the fucking

for exampel ass fucks the crakcs

p1: i think i got a fucki ass crack fuckign ass crakc
p2: ok fuking ass crka fuckign ass crackc

by Monstructo June 29, 2023

Head ass

Generally a person with litte intelligence typically a Giselle of some sort

James: you head ass

by PitonJay November 17, 2017

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025