sunshine in my pocket

This is a colloquialism from the tweaker vernacular, indicating the speaker is currently in possession of methamphetamine (ice). It is derived from the semantic shift of "wake up" to getting high on methamphetamines.

You look rough, you wanna wake up? I got that sunshine in my pocket.

by Al Newman December 26, 2024

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024

1 2 Buckle my shoe

1 2 Buckle my shoe is a meme that originates from fortnite Tik-Toker edmondx. The video starts with edmondx going to the camera saying "Come over here! Come over here!"
Then showing of his shoes from Nike singing "1 2 Buckle my shoe! 3 4 Buckle some more! 5 6 Nike Kicks!" In a kid-like
voice. Then him complimenting his singing "Yo bro that was so fire!"

It doesn't have a meaning to it.

Have you seen the 1 2 Buckle my shoe video?

by The Gen z/Alpha mind December 27, 2024

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024