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eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone
mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro
by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023
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my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf
Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.
by JC Murray April 22, 2016
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nick my brother

nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;
by Mol Ester April 18, 2018
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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Not my body

Synonomous with “out of character” or “unnatural”. When one doesn’t do something because it contradicts their known tendencies and behaviors.
Jake: Hey! Why don’t you holler at Amanda? She’s smoking!
Paul: I would, but shooting at someone with a man is not my body.
by nbayoungboyslatt4l November 25, 2025
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my penis

yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
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