Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 09, 2025

SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations

SMH my head

by Expert proven October 31, 2023

ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain March 26, 2018

It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.

It my net.... bro.

by Legga May 20, 2019

Oh my witch

Oh my witch; a replacement for oh my lord to be used when you’ve found a witch

Abbreviated as omw

Is that a witch store? Oh my witch-

You see that witch hut? Omw it’s authentic

by Acquainted Memory February 18, 2022

my tall dude

A very tall and unusual dude who offer has different personalities

My tall dude is very tall and strange

by My tall dude March 29, 2017

protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 08, 2023