Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

My Worldds

You.

Hayley: “Hey Dani what’s My Worldds?”
Dani: “You guys.”
Hayley: “Wdym?”
Dani: “The people in “The Flaming Four.”
Hayley: “Ok, ty”
Dani: “np <3”

by steph246 September 4, 2021

in my bag

someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 4, 2021

my boyfriend

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him

my boyfriend is so amazing:)

by thatssussy September 4, 2021

my boyfriend

the most amazing, caring person you will ever meet, and hes the only person ive ever loved and i will never love anyone more than i love him

i love my boyfriend

by thatssussy September 4, 2021