going out with my boots on

Marj: Did you see that Randy Houser has a show in town this weekend?

Edward: Yeah, are you gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022

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I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

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fo shizzle my nizzo

fucked up talk that someone without a brain uses.
easier to apply due to the fact that their primal brains haven't evolved quite yet.

human: "Want to buy a 2-6?"
sub-human: "fo shizzle my nizzo"

by THE MUGGER September 14, 2003

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To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.

Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!

by Milton the Freedman February 13, 2018

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