my humble opinion

My humble opinion

Just my humble opinion.

by Fuzzywhumper July 6, 2019

My account of events is correct

And I provide context for everything.

Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

honey on my burger

When a man cums on a woman's vagina.

"I like honey on my burger"

by Lil wonton April 22, 2015

Tickle my trunk

The act of male masturbation.

snuffleupagus left me on read... I had to tickle my trunk in the shower....

by Bigwheels88 March 11, 2023

tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025