Dick

A big nonce normally called Alfie. They are gay and have loads of fake friends and can’t deal with losing

Wow he’s a proper dick for cheating on you

by Luk_freemen78937 August 23, 2019

Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 13, 2019

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023