second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023

105 years old

An age.

He is nearly 105 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

8.5179 years old

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol

by The dancing nugget July 19, 2022

AJ the 10 year old

A saying referencing a tragic incident with a minor

“I’m so hungry, I could eat AJ the 10 year old”

by kozuux_ October 3, 2025

New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 4, 2020

diabetical year

like sabbatical year, but instead you are going for so many sweets and sugar containing products that you'll get type 2 diabetes.

"Dude, are you gonna eat all these tons of sweets and stuff?"
"Yup, I'm taking a diabetical year!"

by Le Kev November 24, 2016