wasting your time

writing random words on a website that is used for dictionary slang.

your wasting your time.

by the kool-aid man undercover February 19, 2015

Snatch your weave

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this

Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave

by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Madam your jam

A very polite way to let your best lady friend you are about to cum on her back, or inside of her.

* A few gutteral moans * Madam, your JAAAAAMMMM!! Madam your jam

by Menable September 16, 2016

kiss your crush

October 14, it's the National day of kissing your crush

oh my gosh it's October 14, you have to kiss your crush

by psycho girl love y'all November 8, 2019

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023