the dirty whaler

“Dirty Whaler” (noun): A person who engages in loud and conspicuous masturbation, typically only when they are alone at home. This term is also synonymous with an Alaskan.

Zach thought he had the house to himself, but his roommates returned early and caught him in the act—confirming once and for all that he was, indeed, the Dirty Whaler.

by Jordan Boh March 2, 2025

The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.

He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026

Feeding the tic tac to the whale

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.

I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020

mr. whale

the FUCKING MORON WHO POLLUTES GAMEJOLT CHATS ((most of) the baldis basics scratch community hates him!!)

mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.

baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON

mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋

by elsqued December 19, 2023

mr. whale

THE SLICE OF GARBAGE ON GAMEJOLT

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck

by elsqued November 1, 2024