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ur mom

“ur mom
“WHAT??”
“it means ur mom
by heyfuckers.com July 29, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022
mugGet the National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf assmug.

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason
Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro
by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020
mugGet the UR MOMmug.
May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024
mugGet the sit on ur boyfriends face daymug.

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.
Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude
by urmadda October 12, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"
by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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