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luke

their only quality is being a male
have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality
by ur fish April 7, 2022
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Luke

HE GOTTA HUGE FAT CHODE PENIS BRO< LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW BIG THIS SHIT IS MY MAN LUKE HAS GOT A CHODE LARGER THAN HIS HEAD.
by ACAT Rose March 21, 2020
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Luke

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.
“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”
by Truthteller79698909 September 1, 2021
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Luked it

A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.
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Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!
Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}
by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019
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luke

luke is a ok person hes an asshole sometimes but thats ok hes an idiot but he can be smart only when it comes to school he is a nice looking person hes very careless and dumb
friend:hey did u see luke today
siena: no
friend: good
by saixlla April 28, 2021
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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