United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks

Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)

by PalmTreeknowsWords May 7, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Cuthbert Unit

A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.

Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!

by Fefe and shardin September 14, 2022

Leeds united

Shit

I just took a Leeds united

by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022

Chill Unit

An Amazing Discord Server That Is Full Of Discord Mods.

I LOVE CHILL UNIT.

by iLoveChillUnit September 15, 2022

unite#0001

#1 com kid scary harmful will simswap you and will extort you

unite#0001 extorts egirls

by unite01 September 28, 2022

Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.

Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni

by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022