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The Gu Master

another name for the charterer Lesion in tom clancy's rainbow six siege. Lesion is called this because of the equipment he uses, called Gu which he can hold seven of them; or simply the one that guus.
Watch out here comes The Gu Master
by aardvark man March 13, 2018
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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017
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master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
by literalmfmom February 20, 2017
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chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness
Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!
by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017
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finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
by Svendpai March 3, 2017
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Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017
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Masteritis

The Tendcy to become sleepy after a masterbation seisson
Bro I just got masteritis something crazy
by 94OGsnappin April 19, 2017
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