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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Forehead is showing

Ancient idiom that was revived on September 12, 2021, when a resident of Massachusetts used it in response to an incredibly dumb comment by his friend.
Person1: “Bro, if the vaccine works then why are so many people still dying?”
Person2: “Dude, your forehead is showing again.”
by daHoffer September 12, 2021
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Shit show

They are your human shit show
They are your human shit show.
by Buenopues September 20, 2021
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Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021
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Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant
Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present
by Mezanene September 25, 2021
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Pudding Show

"Me and my girl tried doing a Pudding Show but we backed out at the last second."
by vincent90 July 16, 2021
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National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.
Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*
by shamseddine July 19, 2021
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