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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
by Locano April 30, 2013
mugGet the El Shortsmug.

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
mugGet the short shaftmug.

Short

the height of a kid or pre-teen. Usually our crushes are taller
tall guy/adult: you are short
short girl/teen: IM ALMOST AN ADULT U B!TCH
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

Bucket Shorts

A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.

Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.

To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Hey bro u gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit ngl.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bucket Shortsmug.

short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
Stop being a short sad sam
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
mugGet the short sad sammug.

Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
mugGet the Short man syndromemug.

Short

Mound is short
by Complexx1233 April 6, 2023
mugGet the Shortmug.

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