1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.
2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.
2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.
Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.
by Freddy V. December 29, 2008
Get the Shit it and Quit it mug.To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne
by G-Bozo November 7, 2005
Get the Shit Steam mug.Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.
Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.
by definingmyworld November 3, 2008
Get the shit talking mug.Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.
When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.
by Gaz55 February 18, 2008
Get the Shit Bandit mug.ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs ...
Bobby: What do you want to do tonight?
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it
later maria opens her door
Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it
later maria opens her door
Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...
by Abi and Katie July 4, 2008
Get the shit & run mug.The ultimate definition of shit. When something is so preposterously shit, this can be used to express your disbelief and/or opinion.
Riv: "Have you been to that new club in town yet?"
Dan: "Yeah, it's shit as."
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Riv: "Did you hear about Joe being dumped by his girlfriend?!"
Rob: "What? That's shit as."
Dan: "Yeah, it's shit as."
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Riv: "Did you hear about Joe being dumped by his girlfriend?!"
Rob: "What? That's shit as."
by Riveh December 20, 2005
Get the shit as mug.bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010
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