sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

by bluebear August 28, 2021

Suck my Rick

Only intense Rick and Morty fans use this when they are afraid to swear

Person 1: wow you really know nothing about Rick and Morty

Person 2: I dont care suck my Rick

by Qwety101 November 29, 2019

Ur suck a neural

An insult to describe people who are lacking in some form of intelligence

Omg Karen ur Suck a neural

by Twohatz February 15, 2019

mom sucks dick

It means to that your mom suck a friends or mans dick

"Your mom sucks dick all day long hard and fast

by The person who's cool March 28, 2017